“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup
Reading the song title:
While listening to the song:
After listening to the song:
the gifs are so accurate.
… what. the. fuck. I was actually insulted that someone would do this but then I listened and… oh my lord.
Fuck anybody who’d be insulted at the idea of Ke$ha getting mashed with the Beatles. Unless they’re insulted that someone would dare mix the Beatles with the wonder that is Ke$ha.
this is giving me unholy levels of joy right now
So we left Chompsky alone on Saturday evening and accidentally left a garbage bag out (I was emptying the garbage and go distracted). Chompsky got into the bag, which was fine and totally my fault, but in that bag was a container.
A container of congealed bacon grease.
Chompsky ate as much as he could reach, and then vomited. Twice. And the vomit was pretty much just bacon grease. So we cleaned it up, but these two stains on the carpets will be with us I’m pretty sure forever? Nothing we’ve tried can break up actual bacon grease that was left to sit for several hours.
AH WELL, AT LEAST THE CARPETS SMELL DELICIOUS NOW
Man that is cruddy and I’m sorry he did that :( I don’t know what you’ve tried, but when I have laundry with grease stains, I use liquid dish soap (like the kind you hand wash with, not the kind for the machine) It might be kinda tough to get out of the carpet again, but if you squirt a whole glob on to the spot and let it sit and beak up the grease for a while and then rinse it out, like with a spray bottle or a motorized carpet cleaner even, that might help??
I was so confused by Jessica Rabbit as a child and not in any kind of sexual awakening way, but because I couldn’t understand why her character’s backstory wasn’t explained more as I thought she was a trans-species cartoon character.
Because the last name of every single character in cartoon universes is what species they are. Mickey is a mouse, Bugs is a bunny, Tweety is a bird, Yogi is a bear, etc. so when Jessica Rabbit first comes on screen, both Bob Hoskins and myself are super confused to see an incredibly sexy human woman, instead of a rabbit as her name suggests. So I thought for most of my childhood that Jessica was a trans-species character who had been born a rabbit, got a species change operation and was now living as a human cartoon character but had kept her original name and had this amazing husband who loved and supported her through these changes and decisions. And I thought that was great and wanted to learn more about her and was confused that they would skim over cool plot details like that.
And then I realized that she just changed her last name when she married Roger Rabbit and was pretty disappointed.
OH MY GOD YES SOMEONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT THAT TOO I THOUGHT I WAS ALL ALONE
I always thought it was a joke on a Playboy bunny…
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
when my hubby and I first moved in together, way back when - well, his mom had a hysterectomy several years before, and his sister moved out of the house when he was a young teen, and he’s never been super observant i guess.
so when I got my period that first month, and it was the second day and I was feeling generally cruddy and whiny, he goes “what’s wrong?” and I’m like, “oh, just my period being annoying.” and he says “i thought you had that yesterday?!”
“i thought you had that yesterday?!”
turns out, he thought that a period took like 30 minutes. “isn’t that why they call it a period? because it’s tiny, like a [punctuation] period??”
honestly, i told him, do you think generations of women (and other people with menstruating uteri) would be complaining if we could get it over with by sitting on the toilet for a half hour??????
he was very sheepish <3
with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
I’ve been taking my glasses on and off for the past fifteen minutes someone stop me.
At last, an amusement exclusive to the ocular-challenged.
so for me this is more like
with glasses = vague cross betw both pictures
without glasses = entire screen is one giant blur with some color variations
HEY GUYS PASSOVER IS COMING UP IF ANYBODY WANTS TO GET ME THIS.
Nice!! we have finger puppet plagues at our seder :D
I have posted 250 things on this here tumblog…
I have “liked” 1000
this is the normal ratio, y/y?